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[Vox News] Canada Day, Eh? Edition

With great pride and overactive saliva glands, we acknowledge you, our dear brethren and sistren of the massive land mass known as Canada. Your love for hockey, curling and beaver tails has been a world wide inspiration. Your popular agricultural exports of Sugar, Lumber and Steve Nash help us believe that we too can contribute great things to the world. […]

[Vox News] Dairy Alternative Month Edition

Dear Readers, I would like to invite you into a nightmarishly painful scenario that millions of people around the world suffer from on a daily basis. Hopefully through this cry for help, you will be able to stand in solidarity with us as we deal with a bodily malfunction that requires much support and encouragement. You’ve guessed it, this said […]