[Vox News] Spooner Day Edition

Moment of truth, friends. When you discovered today was Spooner Day, what came to mind? Did you:

a) Think about the natural resting position of two people sharing a bed?

b) Dream of those beautifully rounded feating utensils that come in handy while throwing down some soup or ice cream?

c) Have an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched?

If you answered 'a', shame on you and your filthy brain mass. If you answered 'b', not as much shame heaped upon you, but since you're wrong, you get about 30% shame tossed your way. If you answered 'c', then you win the prand grize for cnswering arrantly!! On this Spooner Day, we pay homage to the great Reverend Archibald William Spooner and his notoriously famous ability to flip letters from adjoining words to create a creative play on words. Here are a few examples of some rather delightful, and in some instances, embarrassing Spoonerisms.

* Dairy Hog
* Clack Bat
* Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook
* Don't Dink and Drance
* I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Care to give it a try? During the course of the day, feel free to drop a few Spoonerisms and frick your trends!!


[Clothing Swap Galore]
Real Moms Like Me is hosting a delightful day of clothing exchange, appetizers, drinks and more at Space12! Bring your gently used, unwanted clothing, shoes and accessories to swap. You can check out the Facebook event for more details.


[Summer Neighborhoods]
Summer neighborhoods have commenced, and let me tell you, it's been a doozie!! We will be spending the summer neighborhoods session discussing prayer, so if you're interested in joining one of the 3 neighborhoods we have going on, send us an email and we'll hook you right up! For a map of where each neighborhood group is meeting, you can find it here.


[297 Collective]
No, Vox isn't on the prowl for a date, nor are we trying to solicit help in matchmaking. We are, however wanting to let you all know that one of the Vox houses on the East Side is available to anyone who may be interested in moving into the neighborhood. This house has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and lots of character. If you are looking for a place to live and are interested in exploring the possibility of living on the East Side, send us an email and we'll help you change your housing status from "it's complicated" to "in a relationship with..."


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[Sunday Liturgy]
Join us this Sunday as we continue our summer series on the Lectionary calendar and talk through The Rhythm of Ordinary Life. Our Sunday Liturgy is at 11:00 AM at Space 12 (3121 East 12th Street).


[Vox Slashies]
With the diversity of our community and the different interests that we have, Vox is proud to present the Slashies to promote our community-based initiatives. Plug into one or plug into all. Click here for details and a map of all the slashies.

Here is the list of current Slashies:
1. Vox Community Garden Initiative - contact Jessica
2. Vox Book Club - contact John Bagwell or Nick Deere
3. Healthy Living - contact Anslee
4. Sunday Morning Bible Study - contact Libby
5. Cycling Crew - email us or join the facebook group
6. Sewing Class - contact Delores
7. Basketball - contact Yeeland
8. Photography - contact Enoch or Ryan
For more details on these slashies, you can find them here.


[Global Updates]
With the global landscape ever changing, it would be foolish to think that our little pocket of life in Central Texas is all that matters. As a small molecule in the global Church, we desire to continue our global partnerships as well as highlight different things people from the Vox community are involved with around the globe. For more details on our different partnerships, check out these following links to catch a glimpse on what Vox is doing around the globe. Click here for more details on other global partnerships as well as finding out how you can be involved. You can also check out the latest updates from Haiti, India, and Ethiopia.


[Generosity Report - May]
In a time where breaking even is getting harder and harder to come by, we have been immensely blessed by your generosity these past few months, as we have been meeting our monthly budget. Through your unswerving kindness and generous giving, this community has been tremendously blessed by your faithfulness and sacrificial living. For the details of May's giving, you can download the report here. If you have any questions please email Michelle.


[Online Giving]
We've always wanted to exercise generosity by giving out as much as we can to those around us who are in need. If you would like to partner financially with Vox in this mission, we have several options for you.

1. Bill Pay through own bank.
2. EFT signup is available online.
3. credit card through google checkout.
4. snail mail

For more information, please click here.


[Rides to Vox]
If you live on campus and are in need of a ride on Sunday morning to join us for Liturgy, please email us and we'll hook you up. If you could send an email by 11pm on Friday, that would be greatly appreciated.


[Lost and Found]
No, we're not referring to the band whose song 'Lions' features the slinky as a percussion instrument. We're referring to the bin of unclaimed goodies and homeless artifacts located next to the water cooler by the bar at Space12. If you think you may have left something at Space12, chances are it's been put into the lost and found bin. At the end of each month, we plan on donating the contents of the lost and found bin, so please check to make sure you haven't misplaced anything you don't mind passing along to those who can use it.


[Our Trash Is Your Treasure]
Have you ever gone to a yard sale and picked up a seemingly useless piece of junk, but upon arriving home you discover that it is in fact a priceless artifact? Well, this is your lucky day, because Space 12 has a few items for sale at a mind blowingly affordable price!! As an added incentive, if you purchase any one of these items, you will receive a free ping-pong tutorial from one of our resident sensei's.

Desk (4 Available): $70.00 each
Rolling Office Chairs (2 Available): $60.00 each

If you have any questions regarding these items or would like to come check out the good, you can contact Paul and set up an appointment.


[Getting Involved with Vox]
Have you always wanted to get more involved with Vox but haven't known how? Do you have a passion or vision for something that Vox isn't currently involved in? If you answered YES to either of these questions, then this is for you!! We would love to help you get more involved with what's happening in the Vox community, as well as come along side your passion and vision to help it leave the dream realm and give it life. If this at all interests you, please let us know by sending us an email.


[Reading Recommendations]
Recently, we finished our conversation through Paul's letter to the Romans and discussed Paul's reference to the Roman community as, "complete in knowledge and competent to instruct one another" (15:14). The word 'complete' was often used in the ancient world as a sailing term, whenever the wind would fill (complete) the sail and propel the boat towards the open seas. In the same way, our hope is to become a community where our knowledge propels us to where God is moving in the world. As a tool to help us move in this direction, we compiled a list of suggested readings which can be found here.


[Greenhouse Needs You]
We're looking for people to help teach the next generation at Vox. So if you love hanging out kids, reading stories, doing crafts, or love hearing the funniest things come out of kids' mouths, then Greenhouse is the place for you.

Nursery: 0-3 years
Seedlings: Pre-K to 2nd Grade
Roots: 3rd Grade and up

There's a wide range of commitment levels so contact Rachel for more info and to get involved. And be sure to check out the video promo.


[Won't You Be My Friend?]
Hi, my name is Vox Veniae, and this is my cousin Space 12. I'm 4 years old, and Space just turned one a little while ago. We're very friendly, housebroken and love our bellies rubbed. We would like to be friends with you!! We promise to not Zombie bite you, nor will we ask you to join our kingdom. We just want to be your friend because that will make us happy. Click here to add Vox as a friend and here to add Space12 as a friend.


[WYOMP]
You might be wondering what this acronym stands for. Well, allow me to spill the beans!! WYOMP stands for 'Wash Your Own Mugs, Please '. One of the new perks of having our liturgy at Space12 is the plethora of mugs and drinking utensils at our disposal. Unfortunately, when the liturgy is over and the snacks are all consumed, the once clean cups are left dirty and all alone in the sink. If you could, after you have finished enjoying the delightful snacks and beverages, please lend a hand with washing the mugs and drinkware. That would be greatly appreciated.

[Photo by ullispain @ Flickr]